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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
holytrinigeeks: mamrie: since—1989: Camp Takota release date - I’m so excited!!! (x) ITS TRUE! CAMP TAKOTA IS YOUR VALENTINE, MOTHAFUCKAS! I AM FULL OF EXCITES BACK UP BOYFRIEND- wait i dont have one… whatever, TIME TO TAKE OUT THE ONESIE
coffee-iv:perissologist:THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTEDyou missed the best bit Gold and its true Australian’s are the same aswell he looks a big mean cunt but I bet he would be a great person to get to know
its sad because its true dragon wise oh well I never like Charizard and Chespin was a dissapointment final evo. wise qq I bet fairy type will be amazing also what are Fairy’s weakness? Nvm its Poison/Steel
hear-them-moan: I decided I feel bad for slacking so much on this blog. I love you guys and its true that you don’t get anything from me anymore. I’ve become quite the little prude.I’m sorry, I love you guys!Have a treat.-Kiki
you know i love your mcgenji, synneand god its true !!! like why would anyone do that? honestly its another reason why mc*anzo puts me off is cause a lot of the shippers literally get shocked when you ship another mccree ship
ojiru: I used to have such high standards for myself and now I’m surprised when I’m able to clean my room or wake up on time or do anything productive
silenthill:man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe
occasionalwetter: getting really desperate and then realizing you have to poop is probably the worst thing ever
allthecanadianpolitics: A required read from Michael Oman-Reagan. This is all true. This all happened in Canada, and its very likely it will happen in the USA under Trump and be worse than Harper’s crackdown on Science ever was. Links cited in this
toadprince: respectfully:butches own the term “handsome” so men need to find a new word they actually did find one and its even more fitting this time around, its “ugly”
glowysweetfab: kendrawriter: jeremyusocrazy2: grandpaq: molothoo: queenstravelingdarling: What is white privilege? Just in case you didn’t know. Yooo shit that got really dark towards the end….and the scariest part is its true. All facts..
kestrels: kestrels: i’m gonna get good at art, get a girlfriend, and fight god
sodomymcscurvylegs: Y'all must have a huge vampire problem in Texas because every gas station in this state has a wall of crosses for sale.
katara: seattl-ite: katara: I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous
milkjunkie13: inspiratietijd: stimuli and response (how to induce lactation) I like this…and its true. Like a Mickey D’s thick milkshake, you just got to keep sucking that straw.
lavenderpanda: zoey and i will always quote this whenever we’re joking and one of us starts getting too personal with ourselves lol
Some mf in the comments comparing this to nazis propoganda towards the jews and they can fuck off. These neo nazi “people” are just evil and hateful and you should KNOW why people wanna kick their asses. Fuck off you facsist apologist scum.
0l0x:me logging in to this shithole and seeing the newest Discourse™
fluffysheeple:for every 100 ultimate fucking gigaton hammer beatdown kills a tinkaton gets, a little hatch opens up on the back of their hammer and a tinkatink falls out, fully formed, rattleclub and all. this is known as “parthenogenesis”,
toxic-int0xication: kinkyrainbowkitty: desires-and-fantasies: Ooooo … we BOTH love to please! I’m a Pisces and its true. :3 It’s true. :)
hardythehermitcrab: #to my bedroom #you’ll like it Roes #there’s a nice big bed that’s super comfy#with lots of pillows #perfect for cuddles with mah Roes #and other things as well#like naked cuddles (via songofthestarwhale)
satanic-munchkins: starry-nights-and-coffee: wolffenstien: shybat: *romantically calls you dude* *platonically calls you babe* Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo Platonically calls you babe: Taurus,
elliewilliams:elliewilliams:whenever i think about doctor who and displays of romance i just keep thinking anout how fucking obnoxious the doctor and rose were. he held out his hand for her to spit her gum into. they walked around the 1800s trying to
its true i crave you
llatimeria:llatimeria:having the ability to stop, slow down, and think “wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?” is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just
garbageisland-0:Denji is Charlie from It’s Always Sunny and no I will not be taking questions at this time 😤🤚
its-not-raining: ((Continued from this, @luckied)) “You were going to.” Roy’s eyes were cold when he looked up. No, that wasn’t true, and he knew it. Maybe it was wishful thinking. What an odd thought indeed. In anyone else Roy would appreciate
curseworm:if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know
darthsvaderr: Watchmen | Rorschach’s Journal, October 12th, 1985: …This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will
I can thank my mother for letting me listen to Faith No More as a young child.It all started with Epic and Falling To Pieces, and then I finally got to hear Mr.Bungle when I was about 12 years old…. I can really thank my mom for my messed up taste
And its a horrible thing.
boulevard-of-misled-hopes: unimportant: tears nononononononoooo cause like he’s gone now and its true and im not okay
natalieironside:My favorite thing about early Internet forum culture was the default understanding that people live in different time zones and work off shifts or what have you and that some or most of the people engaged in an ongoing conversation were
that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes: brittonius: everyone. everywhere. everyday ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE
asylum-art: A new selection of satirical illustrations by John Holcroft, who takes a critical look but full of humor about our society and its excesses. John Holcroft is a British illustrator based in Sheffield, whose unique style illustrations are
We are so perfect. And weird. My tongue fits between his tongues. Lol. (Its split) Im so happy we are together. Forever && Always
knowxplanation: wb2184: dcnupe: canigetbhindu: I’m July and its true! Lol August lol I’m a February guy and its true! May lol
why is maroon 5’s “makes me wonder"sorelevant right now ? "AND IT REALLY MAKES ME WONDER IF I EVER GAVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUUUUU” “AND ITS ALL BEHIND THE FEELIN’ BUT I DONT BELIEVE ITS TRUE ANYMORE ANYMORE”
I wish my weight was low like my friends list, my grades, and my bank account.
This mornings snap chat. Two of my favorite things. Thick women and bacon.
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
am feeling v frustrated and sad and insecure about my body/attractiveness and I think its mostly because I havent gotten off in forever or had actual good sex without being rushed or quiet :(((
playbunny: I have really wonderful followers and I’m super thankful for all of you and all your nice messages and whatnot, I love you guys so much!! Have a giddy little Mituna uvu
finderseries: Imagine Takaba sending Feilong a meme or two and Fei having no idea what they mean, so Tao has to explain meme origins and meme internet culture and Fei is still very confused.
And its true, we wait for them to contact us, we wait knowing they’ll break our hearts.
You bet ur ass that Adrien likes anime and that his favorite are the magical girl animes, thats why he had his transformation sequence already planned out and just ADORES how cheesy Ladybugs ‘I’m freeing you from evil!’ saying isAdrien’s favorite
fluent-in-lesbianism: I’m officially never making fun of short people ever again bc I just realized that they’re the ones living with the best fucking angles?????? like they’re always looking up giving me nothing but their perfect jawlines and beautiful
beautifullbow: sapphicvevo: what your fave she-ra character says about you adora: youre jock-passing. you like tall girls and swords and are a little moronsexual. big heart who could be a little head in the clouds, kinda unaware to cope. learning to
I feel like me posting and my followers reblogging/interacting just boils down to
sophieakatz: Huey Analyzes Webby and Lena’s Meet Cute Weblena Week 2019 Day 19: Flirt@weblenaweek
c0rv1knight:ur all getting team magic all wrong u think lena “ hey maybe we SHOULDNT summon demons and spirits on a sleepover ” de spell wouldnt be the rational one compared to violet “ hey we just met in a libriary a few hours ago and
jettreno: @jen-iii this is the natural end point of lena getting jealous at a party and going off about how great webby is
I find myself watching the brittana kiss over and over again. and over and over … And i’m just like
